The old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? Yes, there you are rollerskating … Continue Reading ->
Category Archives: Preparedness
Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom
Jul
24
Zombies Attack Downtown Chicago
Jun
23
June is off to a hot start in Chicago. Approximately 500 zombies (there was no official count) found their way to Millenium Park, and proceeded to generally wreak havoc all over downtown Chicago and Grant Park. Stacked in the ranks … Continue Reading ->
Why Zombies?
Jun
18
The odds for a zombie apocalypse actually happening may be only slightly higher than the odds for the Cubs winning the world series, but that doesn’t prevent people from stockpiling food, guns and beer.
Don’t forget about tomorrow’s Zombie Walk … Continue Reading ->
Hollywood Teaches Zombie Preparedness
Jun
07
Several people have commented about the validity of some Undead Report articles and the factual basis for zombies in general. They wonder if everything on here is for real; ‘Are there real zombies?’, ‘Are you serious?’, ‘Do you really believe … Continue Reading ->
Zombies Descend on Chicago – The Aftermath
May
02
On April 26, 2008 Chicago had a terror scare of the undead. Approximately one hundred zombies were seen lurching and limping around Andersonville in Chicago’s north side. Mixed in the cacophony of shouts and groans were cheerleaders, nurses, doctors, sports … Continue Reading ->