Category Archives: Preparedness

Zombie Shooting Targets

Jan
11

The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure.

Zombie Target

Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a … Continue Reading ->

Chainsaw Bayonet

Dec
17

Ash Lancer
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?

Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side … Continue Reading ->

Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

Oct
21

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Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.

The show has a live webcam … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Arcade Action!

Sep
24

BOOM HEADSHOT

I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.

The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good games with depth, tactical considerations, … Continue Reading ->

Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review

Aug
05

Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned.

If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? You’d probably die, because you … Continue Reading ->

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