Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”. Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any illegal activites, the know how to change a road sign could be very useful in the event of zombie outbreak [...]
Archive for the ‘Preparedness’ Category
Zombie Shooting Targets
Jan
11
The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure. Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube. I’d like your ideas on the current design [...]
Chainsaw Bayonet
Dec
17
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet? Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side of. One part electric chainsaw, plus one part tactical rail mount equals twelve parts zombie [...]
Undead Report on Red Bar Radio
Oct
21
Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert. The show has a live webcam and chat, so you can interact as I’m on the show. If you have anything [...]
Zombie Arcade Action!
Sep
24
I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies. The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good games with depth, tactical considerations, replayability and addictiveness. Go to the arcade, have fun, stay a little longer, and practice [...]
