Category Archives: Preparedness

Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show

Oct
01

zzz-attack-of-the-show It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.

The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! At around 1:07, you’ll see … Continue Reading ->

Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes

Sep
22

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S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t tell the infected from survivors … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Thrill Chicago

Jul
28

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It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance?

Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday  July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found … Continue Reading ->

Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

Jul
11

child-target-after You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.

ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now!

Whether … Continue Reading ->

Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday

Jun
15

Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be … Continue Reading ->

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