Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, [...]
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This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again
Jun
09
They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed. Now they’re back. Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it should certainly be interesting. Hopefully the only things being beaten by the cops will be boxes of donuts. I will be [...]
The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!
May
14
This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies. The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for any disaster, but especially those full of the undead. The Undead Report is launching a beta version of [...]
Zombie Bite in New Orleans?
May
05
Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t stand there and let them bite you, infectious or not! Joseph Lancellotti, a 67 year old greater New Orleans [...]
April 25th, Chicago: Zombie Pub Crawl.
Apr
19
Last year, they came for beer. This year is no different. Watch out Andersonville, next weekend is going to be full of beer/brain hungry undead ghouls on the prowl. The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl is produced by by improv group pH Productions. Almost 400 zombies attended the first crawl, wandering the streets of Andersonville into [...]
