It’s Halloween time, when the veil is thinnest betwixt the land of the living, the land of the dead, and especially the land for those who walk between the lands. Zombies. Get out there, keep your guard up, aim for the head, and remember your double tap. Zombie theatre has been done, ”Zombieland” hosted zombie [...]
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Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show
Oct
01
It’s about time people took this stuff seriously. The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! At around 1:07, you’ll see Sam on watch, a pic from this post. Want to buy the stuff you saw [...]
Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes
Sep
22
S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t tell the infected from survivors until it’s too close or too late. This is the moment you haven’t been adequately [...]
Zombies Thrill Chicago
Jul
28
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found congregating in Chicago’s Wicker Park. Many of them were later found to be hipsters, and [...]
Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!
Jul
11
You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range. ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now! Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the [...]
