It would appear the government has been less than secret when it comes to zombie removal. (Stimulus Money Funds U.S. Dept. of Zombie Removal (Pic))
Minneapolis Appeals Court Rules Zombies Have Right To Free Speech ‘They slowly lurched down the halls and said things like, “Get your brains here.” Everything was going great until the police [...]
Archive for the ‘Preparedness’ Category
Potential Zombies in the News
Feb
26
Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs
Dec
29
Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?
Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory goes, if you drain a pig (which has a physiology similar to humans) of blood and [...]
Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator
Dec
09
Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space.
It’s about damn time someone made something like this.
Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful in analyzing statistics such as population, area, civil defense and zombie offensive structure. Variables such as police, citizens, zombies, speed and infection [...]
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
No Halloween tricks here, only treats.
Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.
Man punches suspected zombie, flees
IOWA CITY, Iowa
Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault [on October 26th] in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the [...]
The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!
Oct
25
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!
The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing tactics were planned.
Tune in Friday, October 30th at 3PM CST!
Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talk show in Chicago. They are [...]
