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Entries Tagged as Preparedness

Zombies Descend on Chicago - The Aftermath

On April 26, 2008 Chicago had a terror scare of the undead. Approximately one hundred zombies were seen lurching and limping around Andersonville in Chicago’s north side. Mixed in the cacophony of shouts and groans were cheerleaders, nurses, doctors, sports players, the fresh undead, alien chestbursters and more.

An event produced by improv group pH productions, […]

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Chicago Zombie Walk - Pub Crawl

Chicago is about to be invaded by the undead. That’s right, Chicago’s first ever undead preparedness exercise is coming this April. It may not be billed as zombie readiness, but It will be good practice and readiness training. For the unfamiliar, a zombie walk is a group of people usually organized by email or a website who […]

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Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear

Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide you.
Personal Defense
You will need some sort of personal protection, and bullet resistant vests aren’t going to cut it. Yes, […]

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AA-12 Shotgun - Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice

In any conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or her disposal: a trusty sidearm, a sturdy and damaging melee weapon, and a primary offensive weapon.

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Zombie Short - What to do in a Zombie Attack

Don’t let its quasi government-propaganda features confuse you, this propaganda dates way back to 2006. It’s still an amusing, if slightly ill-conceived film. It does offer some good points and tips if you find yourself trapped in your home surrounded by the undead. I will have to argue with its first source of weaponry - […]

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M1 Garand: Semi-auto Zombie Decapitator

Undead Report reader Kender submits the following weapon review.
Ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking: “Boy, if there was a zombie infestation today, what would I do to protect myself and those around me?” If you don’t you are a total selfish jerk who should be more concerned about the important things in life, such as not being eaten […]

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Zombie Attack Defense Station - Prepare your home!

In the event of a catastrophic rising of the undead, zombies, Naegleria infected criminally insane, or even reanimated deer, it’s imperative that your home be protected. You can protect your home with style and class by building your own emergency zombie defense station.
A simple offensive kit consists of a primary weapon, an ammunitionless weapon, […]

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Zombie Preparedness explained in plain english!

Preparing for an attack by the undead is essentail. Everyone must have and follow through on a plan devised to counter any number of uprisings. Stocking up on food, water, rations, equipment and weapons is essentail in any emergency situation. Well, weapons are optional in most, but still good to have if packs of rabid […]

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Zombie Walk, Tucson AZ

Reader Ryan Matheson recently participated in a Zombie Walk in Tucson, AZ. Zombie walks involve dozens of people with moulage, dress, and mannerisms mimicing that of the undead. While mainly fun gatherings of limited purpose, they allow both observers and participants to react and plan accordingly to such an outbreak of mass panic or rising […]

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