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The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!

May
14

  This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies. The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for  any disaster, but especially those full of the undead. The Undead Report is launching a beta version of [...]

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Zombie Shooting Targets

Jan
11

The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure. Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube. I’d like your ideas on the current design [...]

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Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

Oct
21

Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert. The show has a live webcam and chat, so you can interact as I’m on the show. If you have anything [...]

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Zombie Arcade Action!

Sep
24

I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies. The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good games with depth, tactical considerations, replayability and addictiveness. Go to the arcade, have fun, stay a little longer, and practice [...]

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Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear

Feb
29

Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide you. Update 2009-05-14: You can buy some of this stuff in the Zombie Apocalypse Store! Personal Defense You will need [...]

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