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Zombies Descend on Chicago - The Aftermath

On April 26, 2008 Chicago had a terror scare of the undead. Approximately one hundred zombies were seen lurching and limping around Andersonville in Chicago’s north side. Mixed in the cacophony of shouts and groans were cheerleaders, nurses, doctors, sports players, the fresh undead, alien chestbursters and more.

An event produced by improv group pH productions, […]

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Chicago Zombie Walk - Pub Crawl

Chicago is about to be invaded by the undead. That’s right, Chicago’s first ever undead preparedness exercise is coming this April. It may not be billed as zombie readiness, but It will be good practice and readiness training. For the unfamiliar, a zombie walk is a group of people usually organized by email or a website who […]

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A Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies

Skeptics love to debunk zombies and the undead. The idea of a zombie outbreak presents several logical points open for debate, such as causes, physiology, the contagious nature of an epidemic and even if a reanimated corpse is possible. Skeptics illustrate that conventional, “real” zombies exist only as a product of voodoo sorcery using tetrodotoxin, […]

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2012 and the Zombie Apocalypse

“I’ll give you the 2012 thing”, she said, “but a zombie apocalypse? Come on, you don’t really beleive that do you?”
The 2012 thing - if you’re reading this article, chances are you’re already familiar with it. The 2012 thing refers to the conveniently predicted end-of-the-world or great change coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse theories […]

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Immortal Cells - Zombie cancer of mankind

Zombies are like a cancer on mankind. They simply don’t stop their horrendous task of eating and destroying and not dying. If you’re not consumed, you become one of the undead. A plague upon the earth, forever replicating and never dying. Of course, such a thing must eventually break down and wear out because it […]

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Zombie Preparedness explained in plain english!

Preparing for an attack by the undead is essentail. Everyone must have and follow through on a plan devised to counter any number of uprisings. Stocking up on food, water, rations, equipment and weapons is essentail in any emergency situation. Well, weapons are optional in most, but still good to have if packs of rabid […]

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Brain Eating Amoeba - The Single Celled Horror

You may think your brain is safe. After all, it’s protected by one of the strongest bones in your body - your skull. Even a flesh-hungry monster or animal would have trouble cracking it open. It’s not impossible of course, but tough to do, even with the jaws of a feral creature.

Have you considered its […]

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