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Say NO to drugs! Fake weed will zombify you!

By udradmin00
May
08
2013

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As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.

Washington, D.C. has a problem with fake weed, a legal but dangerous substitute to the real stuff. Similar to bath salts, this drug will mess you up. Synthetic marijuana is sold as “K2” or “Spice” and is just chock full of lovely things that will mess with your system.

According to the website, k2zombiedc.com, fake weed causes extreme anxiety, paranoia, panic attacks, alienation/disassociation, psychotic episodes and hallucinations. This behavior has been labeled and appropriately marketed as the ‘zombie’ effect.

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The Undead Report recommends maintaining a healthy body and mind, as the zombie apocalypse may still come at any moment. Keep your head clear.

Filed Under: Sickness

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