All Clear! No zombies… yet.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
22
2012

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So it looks like we survived. Survival was never a sure thing. The apocalypse came, and it came with a wrath filled vengeance filled with a hatred for all things alive. And we persevered. All zombies slain, and it appears, no casualties!

So now, technically, we are living in the post apocalyptic world. Luckily, the lights are still on and, if you’re reading this, so is the Internet. Let’s all do our part to maintain safety, sanity, and common sense in this new and strange frontier.

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We have many people to thank for this — thank a cop, thank a firefighter, your letter carrier, and your fellow preppers. We’re here, and we’re alive!

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Saving the world is never an easy job, so if you know anyone in particular that helped stop hordes of Mayan zombies, be sure to thank them. If you know anyone who got bit, please report it immediately!

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Last but not least, remain vigilant. Maintain a sense of humor, but with caution. Be on the lookout for potential threats, zombies, or zombie threats.

Stay low, keep moving and aim for the head.

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  • 1 Jason Hudson Dec 23, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Who’s to say that quietly something didnt start,and only to rise into the news,marshal law,and finally our doorsteps.After all,Hollywood does make things more extreme for our undivided attention and entertainment.Just saying…

  • 2 liz Dec 25, 2012 at 12:45 am

    sense of humour awesome…very undead. Keep up the hard work, it’s worth it to a curious mom of 4 zombies like me. Back in the day I had my own colt python .357 – now that’s the Rolls Royce of zombie destroyers!

  • 3 Zombie Hunter Sam Dec 25, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Aye, Liz, thanks for stopping by! If you have any tips, sightings or ideas please send them my way!

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