Zombie Targets! The Undead Report Store is open!

By Zombie Hunter Sam

It’s time to get shooting.

The Undead Report store is now open! The zombie targets are back, this time as instant download for printing your own zombie targets!

Your purchases help keep this site alive, further zombie research and develop even more targets!

What targets would you like to see? Zombie Santa Claus? Martians? Steampunk zombie? Sound off and let it be known!


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  • 1 Dookie791 Dec 2, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Um… These are really awesome, but I bet some one will steal these.

  • 2 Gail Dec 2, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    I would totally buy zombie dead debutantes, zombie climate deniers, and zombie billionaire Koch brothers!

  • 3 Zombie Hunter Sam Dec 15, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    Well Dookie, I sure hope not. Help support my research eh?

  • 4 Dookie791 Dec 18, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Sure, I’ll buy a few Sam. Although it is getting a bit cold to go out shooting… But, sitting in the lounge with my ACOG scope and suppressor would fix that.. If only I had a suppressor…

  • 5 Cody Dec 19, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Dookie you can find a surpressor on amazon for about $100. You better buy it fast because I herd ther was a new flew virus going around and this one could be “it.”

  • 6 Dookie791 Dec 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Umm… A suppressor for a AR-15 .223 Remington for only 100 dollars? that is a steal. Also, I recommend all firearm owners to invest in an ACOG sight. The radioactive decaying tritium powers the sight for 10-15 years, even if you don’t turn it off. But the cost is about a grand in US Dollars.

  • 7 Dookie791 Dec 31, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Hey sam, my printer can handle larger sized pieces of paper that standard. Mind scaling them up a bit and i’ll gladly give you some of my hard earned pay-pal money.

  • 8 Zombie Hunter Sam Jan 2, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    What size are you looking for? I have larger sizes available, up to 13×19, but they will take some time to format and publish on here.

  • 9 Dookie791 Jan 9, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    13×19 will be perfect.

  • 10 Zombie Hunter Sam Jan 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    13×19 targets are now available! I’ve released the 8.5×11 targets as a free download. Let’s see if this works. Every firearm, website and business requires fine tuning.


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