Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.

By Zombie Hunter Sam

Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, causing them to be eaten by cats. Pregnant women must avoid cats and undercooked meat, as Toxoplasmosis can cause sexual promiscuity, more male births and excessive risk taking. It can make men less intelligent, more jealous and anti-social, cause schizophrenia, or slow reaction times. This little worm can even be the cause of car collisions. Death.

From a report on Toxoplasmosis and car accidents:

“The subjects with latent toxoplasmosis have significantly increased risk of traffic accidents than the noninfected subjects. Relative risk of traffic accidents decreases with the duration of infection. These results suggest that ‘asymptomatic’ acquired toxoplasmosis might in fact represent a serious and highly underestimated public health problem, as well as an economic problem. “

I’m not saying Toxoplasma causes zombism — but it can create strange mental faculties, cause aggression and risk taking and reduce reaction time. Are cats evil? Quite possibly yes.

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  • 1 Orange glint Jan 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    It actually kinda seems zombie like, as the slow reaction times have to do with bad nerves meaning high pain tolerance. And the disregard for their own safety and the safety of others in comparison to their goal is just like the mindset of a zombie. along with aggression….

  • 2 josho123 Jan 14, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Yeah but hopefully it wont mutate. Wait can this mutate or is just viruses. But it seems like that it could be zombism but not yet beleavable idkkkkk

  • 3 logan Feb 3, 2010 at 8:26 pm this bullsh*t or for reals? I’m sure my cat is evil. He’s laying next to me, surely plotting my ultimate demise. i…can feel the toxo..BRAINZ

  • 4 mike Feb 5, 2010 at 12:40 am

    my wife’s catbox smells evil.

  • 5 mike Feb 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    anybody as excited about the crazies as i am?

  • 6 josho123 Feb 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    man…. logan you are watching way to much movies and playing to many games……. take a break man its for your own health

  • 7 BigmacRapster Feb 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    zombies rock!!!!!

  • 8 dookie791 Feb 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    As all viruses do, this one will evolve into what we know as zombism. The cats are slowly helping them evolve as they grow evil inside their body. Sooner or later, my cat Spike will infect my whole neighborhood. Dogs will eat it then become zombies them selves. And then chinese people will eat the dogs and become zombies. Then cannibals.

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