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Zombies Thrill Chicago

Jul
28

It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday  July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found congregating in Chicago’s Wicker Park. Many of them were later found to be hipsters, and [...]

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Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

Jul
11

You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range. ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now! Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the [...]

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