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Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday

Jun
15

Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, [...]

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This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again

Jun
09

They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed.
Now they’re back.
Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it should certainly be interesting. Hopefully the only things being beaten by the cops will be boxes of donuts. I will be out of [...]

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