If movies, video games and horror novels are any good indication, the sewer is the worst place to be during an invasion. Sewers have been known to breed mutant mosquitos, alligators, rats and fighting turtles. It’s natural that the filth, radiation and biological contaminants that get washed down the drain will only lead to really bad things. If you’re waiting for that rabies virus to mutate, you’ll find it underground.
News in from the UK, from the Daily Mail: Zombies are found in the sewers. Staff at a sewage treatment facility in Eastbourne, East Sussex, UK have reported strange sightings, feelings and paranoia underground. Employees report they have been scared to enter tunnels after being followed about by a “humanoid figure”. A parapsychologist was brought in to investigate the incidents.
A paraspychologist? We’re talking ZOMBIES here, not Casper, Zool or the Ninja Turtles.
Zombies aren’t ghosts. They’re dead or crazed infected people who pose a major threat to life and civilization. The psychic reports “one particular area (is) giving people the creeps. People have seen and felt things… A lot of people don’t like going in there. You can hear voices in the tunnels.” The Undead Report won’t debate about psychic validity, ghosts or feelings, focusing instead on the dangers and scientific validity of the zombie. There may be strange electromagnetism fooling with peoples brains, perhaps even funny smells and gasses in the sewer are causing zombie apparations. However, when you hear voices and report being followed, it’s something a little more concrete for people to investigate. You must be prepared.
The importance of anti-zombie measures must be stressed. All it takes is a single zombie or undead to bring about the plague from hell. Human beings are fragile systems and our bodies have grown complacent over the years through our advances in medical technology, disease eradication and life expectancy. We’ve grown weak and over populated, all it takes is one opportunistic virus to turn one of us into a sewer crawling ghoul.
Parapsychologists can’t hold a seance to get rid of a zombie. That’s what bullets are for.
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1 JD Aug 30, 2008 at 5:22 pm
i read the article on the daily mail website and someone had posted the idea that it was a vagrant…why wasn’t that there first thought? i KNOW homeless people exist ive seen hundreds of them, zombies? not so many.
2 Dr. Fish Sep 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm
A little something I had heard is that the military had found a way to reanimate some animals, they found this while trying to work on ways to preserve soldiers flesh that had been wounded while they had no way to treat it, and the serum they were working on was to keep the flesh temporarily alive till it could be treated. All I know is Biochemistry is something that should not be tampered with by the foolish, that mixed with neogenics and mutations, and as was stated above just bad breading grounds like sewers where all our filth gets washed away can create some nasty things. Not just zombies, but probably some other freaky ass weird shit too. I guess the human race was always here to become its greatest gift and biggest damnation all at the same time… Who knows if we will ever see a zombie, maybe zombie like creatures, mutations, hell in my opinion this world is filled with the walking dead already with how people are already slaves to society, letting the media tell us how to think, what to wear, what to eat, almost every one is looking to be lead and not lead, perfect test subjects for a zombie nation if you ask me. The world of the supernatural has been a hush hush subject for a while now, it has always existed, paranormal activity has been on this earth as long as the earth has been here, it has just been more apparent at different times through out history. Hell even Jesus is looked at as a paranormal marvel, actually one of the last recorded sighting of what we could call a wizard. Though what most people do not know, is that there are too many people that are not willing accept that there is another layer to this world, and unseen and unspoken world, one that government, secret societies have tried to suppress, probably for a few thousand year. Not only that these authorities have been the one trying to secretly kill it off, study it, using the media as a smoke screen to keep it a secret and keep people dumb. Though just like anything you try to suppress and not take care of, it will fester just like a big zit and one day pop. Who knows maybe this “Zombie Virus” will be the one thing that ends up being that big zit, releasing the unattended supernatural world back onto the earth, call all others that have been waiting in the wings for this day so they can be who they really are and no longer sit in hiding… It may not be like how it is in the movies, comic books, or what we make up in our minds, but still it can end up being frightening enough.
3 pyro1986 Sep 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
sewers dont have alligators or crocodiles thats an urban myth they need sunlight 2 survive they would die before they got time 2 adapt
4 mike Oct 21, 2008 at 10:25 pm
what ever became of this story? did they ever discover the source?
5 Sam Oct 22, 2008 at 2:47 am
I don’t think so. It could have been some bum, but the workers were scared enough to warrant a visit from that spook investigator.
6 mike Oct 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
they probably just wanted a day off work. i mean they do work in the sewers.
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