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		<title>By: Gabriel Léger</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-26323</link>
		<dc:creator>Gabriel Léger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 02:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am reluctant and regret to inform you that WE ARE ALL FUCKED!







-- Reanimation can also be the central column of potential to heal any disease, infection or laceration known to human kind...does that include H1N1? or does it start with it? &gt;.&gt; Is the government really to blame? or are we just playing with the wrong things and trying to make the &quot; Imposable&quot; (as james puts it) really happen? Were trying finally to put a stopper in death. no force in the universe (be it spiritual or physical) is going to allow us to get away with this.

The end is Nigh my friends and my enemies. Now might be an excelent time to pray your heart out to god. cuz riding this out just seems UNREAL. Cars or no cars, Guns or no guns, rising from the Grave or being placed in it WEre Done! Things get messy and the government cant hide it for ever. My heart go&#039;s to those already cut off from communication because of this World War Z. May you live for ever...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am reluctant and regret to inform you that WE ARE ALL FUCKED!</p>
<p>&#8211; Reanimation can also be the central column of potential to heal any disease, infection or laceration known to human kind&#8230;does that include H1N1? or does it start with it? &gt;.&gt; Is the government really to blame? or are we just playing with the wrong things and trying to make the &#8221; Imposable&#8221; (as james puts it) really happen? Were trying finally to put a stopper in death. no force in the universe (be it spiritual or physical) is going to allow us to get away with this.</p>
<p>The end is Nigh my friends and my enemies. Now might be an excelent time to pray your heart out to god. cuz riding this out just seems UNREAL. Cars or no cars, Guns or no guns, rising from the Grave or being placed in it WEre Done! Things get messy and the government cant hide it for ever. My heart go&#8217;s to those already cut off from communication because of this World War Z. May you live for ever&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-25030</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Think brain parasites or an altered/mutated form of rabies/madcow disease.

&quot;The most probable cause of a zombie pandemic would be through an opportunistic or mutated parasitic organism or virus. Virii remain the dominant form of life on the planet, able to quickly mutate, adapt and change to live (and kill) a variety of hosts.&quot;

I wrote about it extensively here: http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Think brain parasites or an altered/mutated form of rabies/madcow disease.</p>
<p>&#8220;The most probable cause of a zombie pandemic would be through an opportunistic or mutated parasitic organism or virus. Virii remain the dominant form of life on the planet, able to quickly mutate, adapt and change to live (and kill) a variety of hosts.&#8221;</p>
<p>I wrote about it extensively here: <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/" rel="nofollow">http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/</a></p>
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		<title>By: James Blackflame</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-25005</link>
		<dc:creator>James Blackflame</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And what, may I ask, are these circumstantial conditions?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And what, may I ask, are these circumstantial conditions?</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-25004</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi James. I semi-agree with you on one point: reanimating dead bodies is pointless, and cannot happen. But as some articles on my site indicate, there is a point where we can reanimate the shortly dead bodies of dogs. My research indicates that zombies will not be the traditional undead ghoul, they will be like the &quot;28 Days Later&quot; irreversibly infected and contagious person.

I agree: reanimating the dead is impossible with current technology and process of decomposition.

I disagree: I believe a zombie apocalypse is probable given the right circumstantial conditions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi James. I semi-agree with you on one point: reanimating dead bodies is pointless, and cannot happen. But as some articles on my site indicate, there is a point where we can reanimate the shortly dead bodies of dogs. My research indicates that zombies will not be the traditional undead ghoul, they will be like the &#8220;28 Days Later&#8221; irreversibly infected and contagious person.</p>
<p>I agree: reanimating the dead is impossible with current technology and process of decomposition.</p>
<p>I disagree: I believe a zombie apocalypse is probable given the right circumstantial conditions.</p>
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		<title>By: James Blackflame</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-24998</link>
		<dc:creator>James Blackflame</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re all nuts, which is why this is entertaining. Listen carefully... THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS NOT COMING!!!

Do you ACTUALLY believe in zombies? It is medically imposable to reanimate the dead. It can&#039;t be done. You can try until you are blue in the balls. Imposable.

It is a very interesting subject... *I* like zombie movies... I have several... but it&#039;s never gonna happen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re all nuts, which is why this is entertaining. Listen carefully&#8230; THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS NOT COMING!!!</p>
<p>Do you ACTUALLY believe in zombies? It is medically imposable to reanimate the dead. It can&#8217;t be done. You can try until you are blue in the balls. Imposable.</p>
<p>It is a very interesting subject&#8230; *I* like zombie movies&#8230; I have several&#8230; but it&#8217;s never gonna happen.</p>
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		<title>By: Lash The Typhoon, Zombie slayer</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-22507</link>
		<dc:creator>Lash The Typhoon, Zombie slayer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes yes and Yes. All i can tell you is, Read my Blog on myspace called Typhonic Freakout.  It covers my views on Zombies and what i think about Hollywood and Zombies. Add me so we can share thoughts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes yes and Yes. All i can tell you is, Read my Blog on myspace called Typhonic Freakout.  It covers my views on Zombies and what i think about Hollywood and Zombies. Add me so we can share thoughts.</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-20694</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Dave. The ZSG does point out many good things on what do do and what not to do. I agree on hazmat suits being cumbersome and mostly useless, but I disagree on cars. A reliable car *will* be essential for some things.

However, Solanum is fiction. Read more about how &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/09/zombie-solanum-is-fiction/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Solanum is Fiction&lt;/a&gt; on my eponymous article.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Dave. The ZSG does point out many good things on what do do and what not to do. I agree on hazmat suits being cumbersome and mostly useless, but I disagree on cars. A reliable car *will* be essential for some things.</p>
<p>However, Solanum is fiction. Read more about how <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/09/zombie-solanum-is-fiction/" rel="nofollow">Solanum is Fiction</a> on my eponymous article.</p>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/06/hollywood-teaches-zombie-preparedness/#comment-20329</link>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you&#039;ve obviously never took into account the zombie survival guide.

read that, you&#039;ll be proven wrong, my friend.

hazmat suits slow you down, gun fire attracts more zombies, cars run out of gas. you&#039;d never make it to alaska.

as for being &quot;reanimated...&quot;  this is impossible.

Solanum causes zombies. Only from live people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you&#8217;ve obviously never took into account the zombie survival guide.</p>
<p>read that, you&#8217;ll be proven wrong, my friend.</p>
<p>hazmat suits slow you down, gun fire attracts more zombies, cars run out of gas. you&#8217;d never make it to alaska.</p>
<p>as for being &#8220;reanimated&#8230;&#8221;  this is impossible.</p>
<p>Solanum causes zombies. Only from live people.</p>
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		<title>By: ms. zombiiie&#8482;</title>
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		<dc:creator>ms. zombiiie&#8482;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hollywood does make a sense of zombie survival and u usually dont believe it...romero is an awesum film maker and he has an uncanny to show the undead on the big screen...


i find the movies more as how to vids instead of entertainment</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hollywood does make a sense of zombie survival and u usually dont believe it&#8230;romero is an awesum film maker and he has an uncanny to show the undead on the big screen&#8230;</p>
<p>i find the movies more as how to vids instead of entertainment</p>
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