Comments on: A Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/ Real life zombie news and undead sightings. Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:31:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: AnnatehRawrasuras http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-41823 AnnatehRawrasuras Tue, 05 Apr 2011 20:44:50 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-41823 I argue all tge time with family n friends about zombies n they think i am nutts i just saw well when it does happen i will be laughing my butt off then hide somewhere or find all my guy friends who ik who got guns n stick it out with them ;) if i survive ima be like woot lets repopulate teh world With meh slowly XD fun fun I argue all tge time with family n friends about zombies n they think i am nutts i just saw well when it does happen i will be laughing my butt off then hide somewhere or find all my guy friends who ik who got guns n stick it out with them ;) if i survive ima be like woot lets repopulate teh world With meh slowly XD fun fun

]]> By: Jonicanadian_Princess http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-34845 Jonicanadian_Princess Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:09:35 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-34845 Well, in all honesty if it is like rabies then in six months all the first generation zombies will be dead. We just have to worry about newer people turning into zombies. Alas if it is like that they will be easier to kill than a head shot. Perferable but not the only option. See I know in reason that rabies spread through slava and blood. Get bit you get it, mix blood or swallow any of those fantasically gross fluids then you are screwed. Just hole up somewhere and wait it out if possible. If not then best of luck. If there is a zombie outbreak, find me and we will kick some zombie a$s together. But if I get bit and we know for a fact I will turn... shoot me in the head. Well, in all honesty if it is like rabies then in six months all the first generation zombies will be dead. We just have to worry about newer people turning into zombies. Alas if it is like that they will be easier to kill than a head shot. Perferable but not the only option. See I know in reason that rabies spread through slava and blood. Get bit you get it, mix blood or swallow any of those fantasically gross fluids then you are screwed. Just hole up somewhere and wait it out if possible. If not then best of luck. If there is a zombie outbreak, find me and we will kick some zombie a$s together. But if I get bit and we know for a fact I will turn… shoot me in the head.

]]> By: Seth http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-29376 Seth Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:16:48 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-29376 finally some one who thinks zombies can be real. I am [REDACTED] and I have always thought that there is a possiblility that this could happen. I have always been interested in zombies because it wouldnt be that hard for a scientist or government person to even accidentally make a zombie. they are experimenting and messing with our DNA and shit so they could try to cure a disease or try to control us and stumble on something that does this to people and it could spread... I agree even if the actual zombie attacks dont last long it will distroy civilization. If the zombies are anything like Left4Dead or fast at all we are probably screwed. if they are slow we have a chance but it could spread easily and we could be out numbered.My E-Mail is Reapers14@live.com if you would like to discuss this or something. finally some one who thinks zombies can be real. I am [REDACTED] and I have always thought that there is a possiblility that this could happen. I have always been interested in zombies because it wouldnt be that hard for a scientist or government person to even accidentally make a zombie. they are experimenting and messing with our DNA and shit so they could try to cure a disease or try to control us and stumble on something that does this to people and it could spread… I agree even if the actual zombie attacks dont last long it will distroy civilization. If the zombies are anything like Left4Dead or fast at all we are probably screwed. if they are slow we have a chance but it could spread easily and we could be out numbered.My E-Mail is Reapers14@live.com if you would like to discuss this or something.

]]> By: Orange glint http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28754 Orange glint Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:25:39 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28754 You should ad the one that makes ants get eaten on purpose along with the one that mutates frogs so they get eaten. Come to think of it its scary how many parasites do that o.o You should ad the one that makes ants get eaten on purpose along with the one that mutates frogs so they get eaten. Come to think of it its scary how many parasites do that o.o

]]> By: logan http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28751 logan Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:27:23 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28751 or...do a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. move and just stand there and shoot them with an aks-74u. hopeless, but you can say you went out with a bang..or a rat tat tat.. or…do a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. move and just stand there and shoot them with an aks-74u. hopeless, but you can say you went out with a bang..or a rat tat tat..

]]> By: josho123 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28746 josho123 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:25:05 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28746 aww damn now i gotta prepare for them things now i need like 1000 rat traps and things to go under my door to stop them from coming in aww damn now i gotta prepare for them things now i need like 1000 rat traps and things to go under my door to stop them from coming in

]]> By: logan http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28743 logan Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:11:57 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28743 Well, if he got hungry enough for chicken...I've heard humans taste like chicken..so then chickens would taste of human Well, if he got hungry enough for chicken…I’ve heard humans taste like chicken..so then chickens would taste of human

]]> By: Meex http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28727 Meex Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:11:57 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28727 Also, (sorry for double posting) What kind of virus or mind-parasite would cause a human to want to eat another? Confusion I understand. Spreading through accidental contact I understand (dentists may be the first to go). But how would rabies make somebody a cannibal? After looking at Wikipedia, it appears that second stage rabies would be the most likely to bite sombody, and third stage would be the ones we recognize as "zombies"-- staggering & stuff. Rabies also allows for zombie animals, which is something I just hate, but I guess it's possible-- & therefore I should prepare for zombie rats. Even so, mania and delirium wouldn't necessarily cause a person to bite his fellows. Also, (sorry for double posting)

What kind of virus or mind-parasite would cause a human to want to eat another?
Confusion I understand. Spreading through accidental contact I understand (dentists may be the first to go).

But how would rabies make somebody a cannibal?
After looking at Wikipedia, it appears that second stage rabies would be the most likely to bite sombody, and third stage would be the ones we recognize as “zombies”– staggering & stuff.
Rabies also allows for zombie animals, which is something I just hate, but I guess it’s possible– & therefore I should prepare for zombie rats.

Even so, mania and delirium wouldn’t necessarily cause a person to bite his fellows.

]]> By: Meex http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28695 Meex Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:03:21 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28695 TTX prevents muscle movement, & so the victim wouldn't be a good zombie anyway. TTX prevents muscle movement, & so the victim wouldn’t be a good zombie anyway.

]]> By: When [It] Strikes Me » The Reality and Realism of Zombie Apocalypse http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28209 When [It] Strikes Me » The Reality and Realism of Zombie Apocalypse Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:41:09 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28209 [...] not alone.  Among the others doing so are the blog The Undead Report, whose January 2008 “Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies” appears to have been greatly influenced by Cracked’s more reader friendly “5 [...] [...] not alone.  Among the others doing so are the blog The Undead Report, whose January 2008 “Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies” appears to have been greatly influenced by Cracked’s more reader friendly “5 [...]

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