Comments on: A Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/ Real life zombie news and undead sightings. Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:40:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Seth http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-29376 Seth Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:16:48 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-29376 finally some one who thinks zombies can be real. I am [REDACTED] and I have always thought that there is a possiblility that this could happen. I have always been interested in zombies because it wouldnt be that hard for a scientist or government person to even accidentally make a zombie. they are experimenting and messing with our DNA and shit so they could try to cure a disease or try to control us and stumble on something that does this to people and it could spread... I agree even if the actual zombie attacks dont last long it will distroy civilization. If the zombies are anything like Left4Dead or fast at all we are probably screwed. if they are slow we have a chance but it could spread easily and we could be out numbered.My E-Mail is Reapers14@live.com if you would like to discuss this or something. finally some one who thinks zombies can be real. I am [REDACTED] and I have always thought that there is a possiblility that this could happen. I have always been interested in zombies because it wouldnt be that hard for a scientist or government person to even accidentally make a zombie. they are experimenting and messing with our DNA and shit so they could try to cure a disease or try to control us and stumble on something that does this to people and it could spread… I agree even if the actual zombie attacks dont last long it will distroy civilization. If the zombies are anything like Left4Dead or fast at all we are probably screwed. if they are slow we have a chance but it could spread easily and we could be out numbered.My E-Mail is Reapers14@live.com if you would like to discuss this or something.

]]> By: Orange glint http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28754 Orange glint Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:25:39 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28754 You should ad the one that makes ants get eaten on purpose along with the one that mutates frogs so they get eaten. Come to think of it its scary how many parasites do that o.o You should ad the one that makes ants get eaten on purpose along with the one that mutates frogs so they get eaten. Come to think of it its scary how many parasites do that o.o

]]> By: logan http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28751 logan Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:27:23 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28751 or...do a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. move and just stand there and shoot them with an aks-74u. hopeless, but you can say you went out with a bang..or a rat tat tat.. or…do a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. move and just stand there and shoot them with an aks-74u. hopeless, but you can say you went out with a bang..or a rat tat tat..

]]> By: josho123 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28746 josho123 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:25:05 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28746 aww damn now i gotta prepare for them things now i need like 1000 rat traps and things to go under my door to stop them from coming in aww damn now i gotta prepare for them things now i need like 1000 rat traps and things to go under my door to stop them from coming in

]]> By: logan http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28743 logan Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:11:57 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28743 Well, if he got hungry enough for chicken...I've heard humans taste like chicken..so then chickens would taste of human Well, if he got hungry enough for chicken…I’ve heard humans taste like chicken..so then chickens would taste of human

]]> By: Meex http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28727 Meex Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:11:57 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28727 Also, (sorry for double posting) What kind of virus or mind-parasite would cause a human to want to eat another? Confusion I understand. Spreading through accidental contact I understand (dentists may be the first to go). But how would rabies make somebody a cannibal? After looking at Wikipedia, it appears that second stage rabies would be the most likely to bite sombody, and third stage would be the ones we recognize as "zombies"-- staggering & stuff. Rabies also allows for zombie animals, which is something I just hate, but I guess it's possible-- & therefore I should prepare for zombie rats. Even so, mania and delirium wouldn't necessarily cause a person to bite his fellows. Also, (sorry for double posting)

What kind of virus or mind-parasite would cause a human to want to eat another?
Confusion I understand. Spreading through accidental contact I understand (dentists may be the first to go).

But how would rabies make somebody a cannibal?
After looking at Wikipedia, it appears that second stage rabies would be the most likely to bite sombody, and third stage would be the ones we recognize as “zombies”– staggering & stuff.
Rabies also allows for zombie animals, which is something I just hate, but I guess it’s possible– & therefore I should prepare for zombie rats.

Even so, mania and delirium wouldn’t necessarily cause a person to bite his fellows.

]]> By: Meex http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28695 Meex Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:03:21 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28695 TTX prevents muscle movement, & so the victim wouldn't be a good zombie anyway. TTX prevents muscle movement, & so the victim wouldn’t be a good zombie anyway.

]]> By: When [It] Strikes Me » The Reality and Realism of Zombie Apocalypse http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28209 When [It] Strikes Me » The Reality and Realism of Zombie Apocalypse Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:41:09 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-28209 [...] not alone.  Among the others doing so are the blog The Undead Report, whose January 2008 “Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies” appears to have been greatly influenced by Cracked’s more reader friendly “5 [...] [...] not alone.  Among the others doing so are the blog The Undead Report, whose January 2008 “Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies” appears to have been greatly influenced by Cracked’s more reader friendly “5 [...]

]]> By: vince http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-27635 vince Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:23:04 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-27635 Viruses evolve! When alcohol, iodine, or antibiotics don't kill a virus it evolves and becomes immune to these things. Research "superviruses". The more man kills viruses unnaturally(modern medicine) the stronger viruses become. Along with these immunities to previous killers the viruses also have stronger or sometimes even new symptoms. EXAMPLE: first wave symptoms - congestion, headaches, low fever. A cure is made. the virus evolves. second wave symptoms - strong fever, dizziness, vomiting. A new cure is made. the virus evolves again. third wave symptoms - strong fever, vomiting, verbal confusion, blackouts. In a way we are creating our own doom. This stuff is no joke. I know my explanation is bland, but its hard to explain. Just research it. It will scare you. "SUPERVIRUSES" What if rabies does this? What if the common cold does this? What if symptoms of the common cold become zombism? How fast would it spread? Who would live? Viruses evolve! When alcohol, iodine, or antibiotics don’t kill a virus it evolves and becomes immune to these things. Research “superviruses”. The more man kills viruses unnaturally(modern medicine) the stronger viruses become. Along with these immunities to previous killers the viruses also have stronger or sometimes even new symptoms. EXAMPLE: first wave symptoms – congestion, headaches, low fever. A cure is made. the virus evolves. second wave symptoms – strong fever, dizziness, vomiting. A new cure is made. the virus evolves again. third wave symptoms – strong fever, vomiting, verbal confusion, blackouts. In a way we are creating our own doom. This stuff is no joke. I know my explanation is bland, but its hard to explain. Just research it. It will scare you. “SUPERVIRUSES” What if rabies does this? What if the common cold does this? What if symptoms of the common cold become zombism? How fast would it spread? Who would live?

]]> By: zaldy http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-27411 zaldy Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:01:43 +0000 http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/#comment-27411 hey... just tell me more about 2012 zombie apocalypse??? mail me please rizaldyblackmore@yahoo.co.uk hey… just tell me more about 2012 zombie apocalypse??? mail me please rizaldyblackmore@yahoo.co.uk

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