Scientists in Pittsburgh are fooling around with reanimation and reviving the dead. It starts small, reviving totally, clinically dead dogs. The dead canine blood is replaced with a hypothermic oxygenated saline solution. Three hours later, the dogs blood is reintroduced, and they are revived with en electric shock. Hopeful scientists at the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research declare the process can be used on humans within a year.
Pittsburgh. Reanimated Corpses. The Zombie Holocaust.
Except this time, its not a movie.
Naturally, there are great medical benefits of prolonging death. It grants doctors more time to operate and save patients, but there remains a great unpredictable factor of bodily decay and brain rot associated with reanimating patients, even in a closely controlled setting. Even some of the dogs have suffered permanent damage.
I’m sorry, this center for reanimation is in fucking Pittsburgh. PITTSBURGH. Consistently the site of Hollywood zombie outbreaks, attacks, apocalypses, sightings, feasts and record-setting zombie mall walks. Those poor inhabitants of Monroeville, PA can ususally be found stumbling about in various states of decay and death, either at the mall, in the parking lot, or shambling the eight miles from the Safar Center for Zombie Creation.
The experiment bears a frightening similarity to that of Communist Russian scientists in the 1930’s that experimented with reanimating and sustaining life in severed dogs heads, as well as attaching multiple heads to single bodies. Surely this kind of practice cannot publicly be performed today, yet dogs remain an abundant and useful test subject for reanimation and resuscitation practices. A controversial communist Russia film was released in 1943 to American scientists. The video shows Reds working on a reanimated severed dogs head hooked up to an Autojektor, one of the first artificial hearts used to maintain life.
From Time Magazine, Monday, Nov. 22, 1943:
The autojector, a relatively simple machine, has a vessel (the “lung”) in which blood is supplied with oxygen, a pump that circulates the oxygenated blood through the arteries, another pump that takes blood from the veins back to the “lung” for more oxygen. Two other dogs on whom the experiment was performed in 1939 (were still alive four years later). The autojector can also keep a dog’s heart beating outside its body, has kept a decapitated dog’s head alive for hours—the head cocked its ears at a noise and licked its chops when citric acid was smeared on them. But the machine is incapable of reviving a whole dog more than about 15 minutes after its blood is drained—body cells then begin to disintegrate.
I’ll post the entire film with review and notes later. Here’s a short, distrubing excerpt.
Safar Center scientists, it would seem, are filling in the gaps left in these grizzly experiments performed over 60 years ago. It’s the same thing — killing and reviving dogs in the name of science — but the end results can have strange, perhaps undead outcomes. How long can a dog remain dead? Can half a dog be reanimated? How long before the brain is damaged to a feral, bad-dog state?
Zombie dogs are really freaking hard to kill as evidenced in say, Wolfenstein, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or any other video game for that matter. Heck, even mean, fully live dogs are hard to deal with — deranged reanimated hounds from the depths of science hell are something that should never be fooled with.
- Weekend of the living dead: Zombies return to the Monroeville Mall
- Boffins create zombie dogs
- NY Times: Zombie Dogs
- Safar Center for Resuscitation Research
- Film - Russian Scientists Reanimate Dead Dogs - and severed heads
- Experiments in the Revival of Organisms - Creepy 1939 Russian real Undead Film
- Red Research into reanimating severed dogs heads - Time responds to the Red Zombie film
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1 ViralSyris Nov 30, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Dude thats fucking insane……… I want to see more!!!
2 Sam Nov 30, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Stay tuned - I’ll get the full video in all its Commie Glory, I mean Gory-ness up soon.
3 general stanford Dec 1, 2007 at 1:35 am
sam,what do you mean carrying on a conversation with myself the guy was commenting when i was. anyway how did you get a hold of this? yes it is true about the dog, the dog is still alive in fact of course only by the machines affect. will you please contact me about the cccp matter i really need to talk to you about this subject thank you.
4 jordan Dec 1, 2007 at 1:44 am
dude what the fuck man! holy shit so can like resident evil shit happen if so im leaving the states fuck this!! and what the hell is a commie? and who is this general stanford guy?
5 Sam Dec 1, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Sorry Gen. Stanford - the link to your “website” is non-existant. You and Jordan are fooloing no one. And Jordan’s website is the same as yours. You did wait a little longer to post though, congrats.
Look, I’m just posting information from publicly available sources here. Reviving dead organs and bodies is possible, with limitations. It’s exceeding the limitations that I’m worried about.
6 jon Dec 10, 2007 at 9:15 am
so what does this mean?? im sorry guys im new to this stuff im just wondering was that dog actually dead? if so damn that was some cool shit and some freaky shit 2!! can re-animating of dead people work 2? i would like to know what a commie is though can someone explain this stuff to me sorry for being such a noob to this but everyone has to start some where right?
7 Sonya Jan 14, 2008 at 5:02 am
Jon, Commie is short for communist. Which is a form of government that is basically in the intrest of the country not the indivual person. Some countries that are commies are China, Russia and there are a few others.
Thanks for this information though. I am greatful. I mean shit man… within a year… thats not much time when you stop to think about it. The thing that is running through my mind and im sure that is running through everyone else’s minds is what happens if they come back wrong, like resident evil or dawn of the dead… however, I am willing to take that thought to the next level. The first trace of news or info that i recieve of some sort of “zombie” I think we should take it upon all of us to find a place, a safe place to TRY to survive and rebuild our lives.
8 christina Apr 4, 2008 at 5:13 pm
that is so fuckin sick!! u ya r going to hell!!!!!
9 Stefano May 15, 2008 at 2:27 am
Wow, I seen that video on the internet a few years ago it IS real, its pretty sick, I feel really sorry for those dogs they are living creatures as well and they are some horrific inhumane experiments they are performing on them….
10 mikac Jul 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Solanum virus or how they call it is doing same thing with humans.
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